From the Northeast Intelligence Network:

A single-page confidential directive issued by the FBI headquarters in Washington, DC (FBIHQ) was sent to each of the 56 field offices located across the United States on or about March 23, 2009, instructing the Special Agents in Charge (SACs) of those offices to verify the date, time and location of each TEA Party within their region and supply that information to FBI headquarters in Washington.

So what they’re saying is, the SACs were in charge of rounding up the teabaggers.

I SWEAR TO GOD THEY ARE BAITING ME.