“Fire David Letterman” is an exciting new movement that is sweeping the Nation. Of course, you can only call it “Sweeping the Nation” if the Nation consists of 15 people, but still, IT’S ON, people.

While the big protest in New York was supposed to attract thousands of people, barely anyone showed up, probably because of taxes (TEA BAG THEM). In fact, even with all the coverage it received, nobody seems to care. Is it that Michael Patrick Leahy can’t seem to get his ideas off the ground, or does he really, actually, suck at life? We can’t make a determination, so we will leave it to you, dear readers. Let’s have a look at what he’s been trying to accomplish, and how that hasn’t been working, at all.

A crowd of 15 protesters upset with the late night comic held signs and occasionally shouted as they stood across the street from Letterman’s studio.
But they were often hidden from view by the more than 35 members of the media there to cover the protest, and out-shouted by a few very vocal counter-protesters.

So there were 50 people there! Not just 15, like the LIBERAL MEDIA would like you to think. The problem is that 35 of these dummies were actually from the LIBERAL MEDIA, so again, failure.

Anyway, they had lots of nice things to say, which were equally or more cretinous than what they were grilling Letterman for:

“Should we talk about his son?” one protester asked Green. “I believe his son was born out of wedlock. I believe there’s a term for that.”

“Is someone making jokes about his child?” asked another. “Especially, you know, when he had a daughter out of wedlock himself” (he didn’t; 5-year-old Harry is his only child).

“How dare he?” asked yet a third, the most offensive of all. “When he has a bastard son, and a slut for a wife” (Letterman’s wife Lasko has kept a notoriously low profile).

And if that isn’t enough, Leahy even set up a website to chronicle the events that will surely get David Letterman kicked to the curb, somehow. Yes, at “FireDavidLetterman.com” you can have your voice heard, even if you don’t know what to say. LEAHY SUPPORTS YOU. He is amazing.