Are you in need of a little testicle infusion. Phil Valentine wants to help you!

Phil runs a radio show that runs between 4 and 8 p.m. somewhere out of Nashville, TN. His father Tim was actually a DEMOCRATIC Senator— but not Phil. No no. He’s just delightfully INSANE!

His website, which is wrought with spelling and grammatical errors (even more than this site) isn’t even readable, mostly. BUT STILL, he has a project! He’s going to give Senators his balls. That’s right— his balls.

We’re urging you to “Give the Senate Some Balls” by sending a couple of ping-pong balls or golf balls to each of your two U.S. senators. Decorate them, if you like. Write a message on them if you want to (keep it clean and respectful). As this movement catches on across the country this will send a louder message than any e-mail or phone call could ever do. Sure, it may be a little on the indelicate side but it gets the point across. Imagine when the news media start reporting that balls are pouring in to Senate offices from all over the country.

You see, Teabagging wasn’t enough for our Republican friends. Now we must send our balls to Washington. That is the only way to bring change to Washington. He even has a list of the Senators most ripe to receive a fancy new set of balls:

Which Senate Democrats Are Most in Need of Some Balls?

Barbara Boxer (CA)
Harry Reid (NV)
Diane Feinstein(CA)
Max Baucus (MT)
Arlen Specter (PA)
Claire McKaskill(MO)

Mmmm NOM NOM NOM—- there are a lot of folks getting balls sometime soon.