THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR, as Tea Baggers plan to call in sick on July 30, 2009 to protest, umm, TAXES! The event is truly epic. It is called “a day without a Conservative.” Can you imagine anything more awesome for the rest of us? A WHOLE DAY, without them? We should rename July 30, 2009 “Christmas,” in honor of logic’s rebirth.
Going Galt – Call In Conservative
Date: 07/30/2009
Time: All Day
Location: Everywhere, USA
Details: On July 30th, Conservatives are “Going Galt”. On that date, Tea Party Nation is asking Conservatives all across the nation to “Call in Conservative”. On July 30th, Conservatives will not work, we will not buy. Instead, we will spend time with our families and friends. We will show President Obama and Congress who REALLY drives this economy. For more information on “A Day Without Conservatives.”
What will Krispy Kreme do without their business? Who will read the Wall Street Journal? OH THE HORROR. OH THE HUMANITY.
We should encourage everyday to be “A Day Without Conservatives” until these god damn Tea Party folks get what they want. Surely it will happen via this method.
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Are YOU sick of the government? Then protest, by sticking it to private enterprise!
Teabaggers are nothing more than a bunch sore losers with nothing to do but create conspiracy theories to hang their failures on and sire each other up. In no time they will follow the path of their leadership, the righteously arrogant adulterer and liar, Gov. Mark Sanford, and the utterly ridiculous Pit bull who lost her lipstick, the soon to be ex-Gov. Sarah Palin and wander off with the rest of their brethren into obscurity.
We thinking folk had to put up with groups like this in the past – the John Birch Society, the Minutemen, etc and they dried up and went away after discovering that nobody but the other members of their group bought any of the crap they were spewing. Today’s Teabaggers are tomorrow’s Whigs.
I will love to go to work and shop on July 30 – that is if these morons do what they are threatening to do and stay home! What a relief that would be.
It might be fun to make a list now of all the reasons they will give on June 31st for the alarming indifference the world showed to their Galtism. We can leave out the obvious “truth”–that even if every tea-bagging tool went Galt for a year, no one would notice or care because 1) they are tools, 2) there are like 8 of them and 3) they don’t contribute anything in particular to the world)–but surely there are others:
1) The MSM, in line with the order of the librulislamofacistcommopaganism great Leader, has ignored the devestating impact the creeping Galt had on the economy.
2) The economy nosedived, but the Conservagalts felt guilty and so went out to the strip club to…uh….”stimulate” the economy
3) The economy took a massive blow–but it was China’s economy! WTF?!?!
4) Signs of the impact are everywhere, even though they are not reported by the librulislamofacistcommopagan MSM. Why, my neighbor’s daughter’s lemonade stand went broke–because of Galtism!
Any others?
Err…make that July 31st.
Will they also not be blogging/whining on Facebook/tweeting that day? ‘Cause that would be, as my grandmother would say, the bee’s knees.
But seriously, I guess this gives us a dry run for the Rapture , while we’re at it…