I know TITs and you, sir, are no TIT.
We saw this tuxedoed pig-man belting his terrifying song about money outside the White House without knowing, say, what the hell was wrong with him. And then other non-tuxedoed protesters started yelling in his ear and telling him to shut up, so we just assumed…
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In all fairness, I think the Dick Army was sort of there already.
A Jezedude named Zachary has taken one for the team and headed over (balls firmly in pants) to today’s Mass Teabagging in D.C.’s Lafayette Park to take some pictures. His pictures are after the jump.
You’ll have to click the link to see the photos (don’t worry, Conservatism’s not catchin’), but here’s a sampling of the slogans:
“Stop piracy, repeal bailouts”
“Brother, could you spare a BILLion?”
“My kid’s growth STUNTED by your STIMULUS”
“This is not France”
“Keep Your Hands Out of My Piggy Bank”
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This horrifying image comes courtesy of Wonkette
This post on MichelleMalkin.com is kind of long and, well, nutty, but buried amid an exhaustive history of conservative teabagging is this completely unsurprising very creepy photo:
Yes, we’re pretty sure that’s an actual pig.
From HuffPo and elsewhere:
It would be illegal to dump tea into the Potomac River, so tax day tea party organizers plan to dump a million tea bags in a Washington, D.C. public park today.
Organizers told the Washington Post that the massive teabagging will happen on a tarp and that they will clean up after themselves…
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FOX News substitute anchor David “My Last Name is Seriously” Asman seems to think there will be lots of terrorists at the tea bag parties today:
I’m looking at the report and it says, among other things, that the federal government is going to begin gathering information on right-wing extremist activity in the United States. Does that mean [...]
A whole new meaning to “tongue in cheek”
Some lucky copywriters had a lot of fun rubbing out this segment from Monday night’s Countdown…
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Hope that, while you enjoyed that with your morning coffee, it didn’t make you didn’t choke.
On the testicles you have inside your mouth, I mean.
Via Indecision Forever
Snarly Barbie Michelle Malkin is just cold tracking the teaparty protesters. BUT WHAT IF WE TRACK THE TRACKING TRACKERS? Zomg wormhole!
Keep an eye out for the Tea Party crashers tomorrow. If you have other example to add to the list, give me a holler:
1) From Code Pink Website:
Santa Monica Tea Party Wednesday, April 15th 2009 4:00–5:00 [...]
Via FDL:
Tea Party Day: Brace for Crazy
We all know by now that tomorrow’s tea parties are about as authentic an expression of popular outrage as the Brooks Brothers riot. Every pulled thread leads to right-wing front groups and corporate cash behind the scenes. But just because the conservative establishment is organizing the tea parties, that [...]
