Never mind the above banner-ad screen shot from the post. We have other matters to attend to. Some people are taking The Fight (whatever the hell that is) TO THE EXTREME: Janet Porter is being VERY SERIOUS with you. Let’s explore. I wanted to e-mail my editor and tell him I’m taking the week off. [...]

January 5, 2010
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There are threats abound in our post-Holiday America. These are from all sides. Nobody is safe from the possibilities of harm that are massively afoot. We must not treat this subject lightly. We have all seen the effects of terrorism, poverty, civil war, genocide, aristocracy, American Idol, and the like— but there is an even [...]

January 5, 2010
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Do you love the Constitution? You damn well should, as it is an incredible thing. Tea Party people also love the Constitution, which is why they are on a mission of VAST importance. Let’s do away with the separation of Church and State, as that is clearly how it is phrased in the Constitution. Rex [...]

January 5, 2010
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HERE IT IS! An account of the protests of October 15, 2009. There are moments in anybody’s life where you walk the line between the sane and insane— where putting yourself into a situation so full of bullshit might actually drag you into a less-then-noble cause that you didn’t even see coming. Imagine being surrounded [...]

October 16, 2009
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YOUR FUCKIN’ EDITOR, THAT’S WHO. Yes, this is a special day for everyone. From 4 to 8 p.m. your Teablogging’s own shortsshortsshorts will be walking among the piles of people at the St. Francis Hotel for Obama’s one day “Presidential” visit, IF WE CAN EVEN CALL HIM THE PRESIDENT. Let’s explore what your Editor will [...]

October 15, 2009
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The National Tea Party Coalition presents to you— INSANITY! Get your tin-foil hat out, because these “radicals” will stop at nothing to spread the word. Introducing the Conservative Radical University, a group founded by everybody’s favorite sore, Michael Patrick Leahy. We should have seen this coming. One would think the ideas behind the ridiculous tea [...]

September 30, 2009
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Catherine Crabill, some Republican Nominee for the 99th Congressional District of Virginia IS OUT OF HER MIND. In this video, she speaks to her Tea Party friends in the “resolution style” which has become very popular among Teabaggers. That is to say every sentence begins with “Whereas” and is followed by insane banter. Here is [...]

July 16, 2009
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Michael Simone demands your attendance to an online “Tea Party” happening all over the Internet on Saturday, at 12:00 p.m. It should be noted that the man really, truly enjoys the word “Tea Party.” We are not sure it he knows what the movement is. Take this for an example: TEA PARTY TEA PARTY TEA [...]

July 8, 2009
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THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR, as Tea Baggers plan to call in sick on July 30, 2009 to protest, umm, TAXES! The event is truly epic. It is called “a day without a Conservative.” Can you imagine anything more awesome for the rest of us? A WHOLE DAY, without them? We should rename [...]

July 8, 2009
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Are you in need of a little testicle infusion. Phil Valentine wants to help you! Phil runs a radio show that runs between 4 and 8 p.m. somewhere out of Nashville, TN. His father Tim was actually a DEMOCRATIC Senator— but not Phil. No no. He’s just delightfully INSANE! His website, which is wrought with [...]

July 6, 2009
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