
Rest assured, HuffPo, we love you at least as much as you love us. Here’s another good’un:
Yes, it’s something new: Xenophobic dinner theater.
You don’t have to watch the whole thing. If you’re white, and have an older relative you wish was dead, you know where it’s going. A bore’s litany of harrumphing clichés. The greatest generation didn’t defend the Alamo just so a lot of special interests could overcrowd the emergency rooms. He’s going to say “We the people” a couple more times. If you’re waiting for “mad as hell,” it’s at 1:34 and 6:04.
You should check out his other videos….
They just keep coming, and there is no sign of them ever going away.
I know TITs and you, sir, are no TIT.
We saw this tuxedoed pig-man belting his terrifying song about money outside the White House without knowing, say, what the hell was wrong with him. And then other non-tuxedoed protesters started yelling in his ear and telling him to shut up, so we just assumed…
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In all fairness, I think the Dick Army was sort of there already.
A Jezedude named Zachary has taken one for the team and headed over (balls firmly in pants) to today’s Mass Teabagging in D.C.’s Lafayette Park to take some pictures. His pictures are after the jump.
Here is a link to a horrible photo! It is literally hundreds of people losing their minds at the same time.
You’ll have to click the link to see the photos (don’t worry, Conservatism’s not catchin’), but here’s a sampling of the slogans:
“Stop piracy, repeal bailouts”
“Brother, could you spare a BILLion?”
“My kid’s growth STUNTED by your STIMULUS”
“This is not France”
“Keep Your Hands Out of My Piggy Bank”
Now I can only speak for myself here, guys, but I promise that i have *no intention* of putting my hands anywhere near your “piggy bank”
Washington DC TIT Alex reports that the White House lawn is being evacuated after it was forcibly teabagged by a conservative protester. DEVELOPING.
From the New York Times’ The Caucus blog:
With his conservative critics staging “taxpayer tea parties” to protest his fiscal policies, President Obama marked the April 15th tax-filing deadline on Wednesday by delivering a sales pitch for what he called ‘’the most progressive tax cut in American history.’’
Mr. Obama made middle-class tax cuts a central theme of his election campaign…

This horrifying image comes courtesy of Wonkette
